Be the hatches battened down?
Ahoy me mateys! What does ya gets for yer land lubbin pirate-loin partner fer the present day?
Would you walk the plank for me?
arrrr, mateys, when's the last time your peg leg got stuck in your plank?
And I never hoist the mainstay
and I never swab the poop deck,
and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all,
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
Have you been to Boston in the fall?
And will somebody make me a pirate icon? I feel naked without one.
Where's are the trendy pirates getting hooks these days?